{"product_id":"lil-buds-abu-ti-waira-series-1-blind-box","title":"Lil Buds - Abu:ti Waira - Series 1 Blind Box","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Lil Buds (\u003cem\u003eAbu:ti Waira\u003c\/em\u003e) Have Landed:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOrigin:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e District # \u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eClassified \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e: a post war wasteland, remnants of nuclear material and a yet unknown element that causes the breakdown of organic material and prevents the growth of new life around it. Small patches of the district appear to have been reclaimed through a mysterious terraforming process. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eClassification:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e Agricultural Bio-Organism\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eUse Case:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e Food, Companionship, Ecological Preservation\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCommunication:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e \u003c\/strong\u003eThe Waira speaks in a currently unknown language, our couriers deal with a sort of caretaker that seems to have formed a working relationship with the buds. We have come to know him as Farmer Bob. \u003cem\u003e(Note: More information on Farmer Bob is yet to be discovered and they are currently classified as a level 3 potential threat due to their seemingly godlike control of the Waira and their mysterious origins. Currently we have advised our couriers to maintain a positive rapport with Bob until next steps can be properly planned out.)\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePatterns:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e The Waira have been observed to re-naturalize the caustic environment around it through a unique process of terraforming. This method appears to leave behind no by products other than an edible vegetable like tubular root system. As far as our surveyors have been able to discern the direction of this terraforming is lead entirely by Farmer Bob, to what end we don't know. It appears to be altruistic in nature, an effort to potentially revert the district to the state it was in before The Happening. However, our research states that the Waira did not exist before The Happening, we havent confirmed them to be a creation of Farmer Bob just yet but that is where we are leaning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eKnown Variants:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBasic:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e Docile in nature, females are a pale color and males are a blue grey. A reliable food source for anyone looking for an energy boost. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOdds of encountering: 2 in 5 \u003c\/strong\u003e(In extremely rare cases these have been found with stardust fused to the outside of the Waira)\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAngry:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e Not aggressive towards humans, bright red, always ready to fight another Red Waira over anything. Can cause rage and rapid mood shifts if consumed, but can also provide focus.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOdds of encountering: 1 in 5\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSad:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e Known to cause depression when consumed. Pairing with a fortified wine seems to reduce the impact of this. Various shades of blue. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOdds of encountering: 1 In 5\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e \u003cem\u003e(In extremely rare cases these have been found with an unearthly blue shine)\u003c\/em\u003e  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLove:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e The most sentient of all the Waira. An aphrodisiac if consumed however this is considered extremely unethical in most of the known world. Pink in color, known to quickly form lasting bonds with handlers.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOdds of encountering: 1 In 5\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e     \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIf Encountered:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e The Waira have not been observed to be aggressive in nature, if encountered you should treat them as you might a housepet as they have been known to form bonds with some of our more charismatic couriers. In rare cases a specific species of Red Waira have been known to flare up and take up an aggressive stance, but they've only been seen fighting with other red Waira. We think this could be cultural or ritualistic in nature. Our best advice is to care for your Waira and attempt to form a bond. your Waira needs no care as it can and will take care of itself, but it prefers to be in the company of a handler.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTo Adopt:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e Submit a request and a Waira will be randomly assigned to you. Should you wish to adopt more than one Waira our system will ensure that you do not receive duplicates as Waira can be territorial over their handlers.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e3D printed and hand painted in Canada and the USA by Bobfrxst and Eppra\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"ThePrettyWrong","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48768520585468,"sku":null,"price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0783\/6555\/6988\/files\/Base_Version.png?v=1771009978","url":"https:\/\/theprettywrong.store\/products\/lil-buds-abu-ti-waira-series-1-blind-box","provider":"ThePrettyWrong","version":"1.0","type":"link"}